February 2012
“Until the good bishops of the Catholic church can figure out how to keep their...”
– Kris Broughton (via azspot)
BAM.
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Burn
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“It’s not global warming. The equator is moving.”
– I’ve had about all I can handle from my extended family this week.
“It’s a Biblical principle. If you double a teacher’s pay scale, you’ll attract...”
– Alabama State Senator thinks raising teacher pay is against the teachings of the Bible (via desertmar)
Who would have believed an Alabama Republican would have a sensible explanation of why our legislatures suck?
They pay too well, so they attract greedy people who shouldn’t be there.
(via...
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John Goodman Reunites With Roseanne Barr in NBC's... →
John Goodman is near a deal to co-star in Downwardly Mobile, the NBC comedy pilot starring Roseanne Barr as the outspoken proprietor and den mother to an array of characters at a mobile home park.
Goodman, who played Roseanne’s loyal husband Dan Conner for nine seasons on the ABC comedy from 1988-1997, will play one of the guys who work at the park.
Barr is writing and executive...
Pinterest Fail
newsweek:
Pinterest, that website your friend from college is using to compile pictures of cupcakes and wedding dresses, just misstepped big-time when representatives from Mitt Romney’s campaign came knocking over a parody account on the site.
It’s really too bad they pulled it because clearly this thing was a gem.
MittRomneyGOP’s pins included Hermes scarves, precious gems, and a...
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“One Planned Parenthood clinic does more in a day to prevent abortions than the...”
– Helen Philpot (via feminishblog)
barackobama:
Yeah, we had to.
“It’s a small point of pride that I was a six-pound baby, because from my...”
– Mindy Kaling
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“Yes he does [deserve to be re-elected], especially because of Mrs. Obama....”
– Karl Lagerfeld Calls Adele Fat, Loves the Obamas, and Says Something Weird About Pregnant Women — The Cut
* In case you were wondering whether she ACTUALLY said this, the answer is no: “Mrs. Obama never made that statement,” says Kristina Schake, Michelle Obama’s...
“WHEN we don’t get the results we want in our military endeavors, we don’t blame...”
– The High Cost of Low Teacher Salaries (via lawsonry)
“Our goal should not be to declare our policies as biblical. It is God who is...”
– President Obama (via azspot)
“She described the universal problem fathers have when their little girls become...”
– Michelle Obama’s Charm Offensive - The Daily Beast
“Maybe it’s because I’m on my way to becoming MVP of 2012’s Super Smoke A Bowl,...”
– Michael K (via kittykittybangbang)
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Truth
My mother: I guess Tom Brady will have to go home to his supermodel wife, his adorable little boys, his $20M mansion and cry.
My brother: That sounds like winning to me.
Op-Ed Contributor (Mitt Romney) - Let Detroit Go... →
skybarn:
Go ahead, punk. Make my day.
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“Yeah, which is a really good thing to think as a human. Because we all have a...”
– Steve Gleason, suffering from ALS or Lou Gehrig’s Disease, in response to Peter King’s question “How you thought to yourself, how long do I have to live?” (via apoplecticskeptic)
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“But the real story was the fact that well over half of the 16,527 in attendance...”
– John Clay: No place like road for UK and its fans | Kentucky.com
Watchkateoplis:
inothernews:
…and here’s Kirsten Wiig kicking ass (as per usual) as Lana Del Rey from last night’s Weekend Update.
“In this age of dangerous school-bullying, you have sent an important message: If you think someone is weird, you should criticize them as much as possible.”
Nailed it.
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“There is no better home than Kentucky. We have a deeply engrained mystical sense...”
– Ashley Judd (via allthingskentucky)
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AllThingsKentucky
callouslycasual:
Friends: The Kentucky Blog is here!
This is a shared endeavor between this fabulous lady and this wonderful gentleman and myself. We don’t claim to be experts, but we do so adore the Bluegrass state.
Kentuckians: if interested in contributing, please contact one of us directly. We welcome any and all submissions.
NonKentuckians: please enjoy learning why we rave on about this...
Raylan: What do you make of a man who divorces a woman, then gets her pregnant, then wonders if maybe they should move in together?
Boyd: Well now, Raylan, you're talkin' to the man who's sleeping with his dead brother's widow and murderess, so if you're looking for someone to cast stones at you on this matter I think you've picked the wrong sinner.
Justified (3.02 Cut Ties)
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“You ask me, [Obama] should have put that mother-f*!cker on ice and defrosted his...”
– Samuel L. Jackson on Osama bin Laden - @davecatanese (via brooklynmutt)
