January 2012
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“I stood by my wife when she was sick, unlike you, Newt. You fucking asshole.”
– What Mitt should have said. (via anticapitalist)
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English as the official language of the United...
sinidentidades:
Mittens,
“Yeah, I’ll probably end up watching the debate tonight. It’s like when Paula...”
– My mother, a better comedic pop culture/political analyst than I could ever be (via notnadia)
“When I first started and was much younger and could tolerate those things. We...”
– Pat Sajak Drunk on Wheel of Fortune: Host Admits to Drinking on Game Show
The single greatest thing I’ve read all day.
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How I imagine the State of the Union is written
Barack Obama: We should use the milk line.
Jon Favreau: No, we should not. It's a terrible pun and everyone will make fun of me.
Barack Obama: But it worked for Bartlet.
Jon Favreau: You do know The West Wing is fictional, right?
Barack Obama: So it's settled. We're using the milk line.
Jon Favreau: ...
Joe Biden: DON'T FORGET TRAINS.
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“[Ava] grounds him. Ironically, one thing that will be Boyd’s savior is his...”
– Walton Goggins, talking about Boyd and Ava’s relationship. (via littlepunkryo)
“Leon. Good job tonight. Good job tonight.”
– President BARACK OBAMA, to Defense Secretary Leon Panetta prior to the State of the Union speech. Earlier, Panetta had overseen the rescue operation of an American woman and a Danish national who were part of a relief organization in Somalia: they had been kidnapped and held for ransom by Somali...
My favorite part
Definitely Joe Biden’s multiple phone checks. I hope he won his Words with Friends game.
@DanaBashCNN: Bipartisanship: Jeff flake is... →
“Take the money we’re no longer spending at war, use half of it to pay down...”
– President Obama
“So let me put colleges and universities on notice: If you can’t stop tuition...”
– President Obama (via rachelinbrooklyn)
“A great teacher can offer an escape from poverty to the child who dreams beyond...”
– President Obama
Watchbrooklynmutt:
Obama Hugs Gabrielle Giffords At 2012 State Of The Union
via National Confidential
mohandasgandhi:
afternoonsnoozebutton:
CLAPS FOR DEAD OSAMA
CLAPS FOR SHOOTING HIM IN THE EYE IN A REALLY ILLEGAL WAY.
STANDING OVATION.
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“I think Newt promised Fidel will die on his watch. Good luck with that. Eleven...”
– @PJCrowley
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“Yesterday is not ours to recover, but tomorrow is ours to win or lose.”
– Lyndon B. Johnson (via caraobrien)
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“I’m going to make a raw political statement here. A guy like Romney is a good...”
– Vice President Joe Biden talks Mitt Romney and the Republican way of thinking. (via kileyrae)
“Yesterday I was tough and direct and today I have to be charming. Basically,...”
– Leslie Knope, Parks and Recreation 2x05
