January 2011
CNN trying to be like VH1 is fucking pathetic. This "Best & Worst of 2010" is embarrassing. Time to take CNN out back Old Yeller style.
I’ve decided my favorite part is that Eliot Spitzer is one of the commentators.
Spitzer, you used to be the Governor of New York! Look at your life. Look at your choices.
December 2010
I like having my friends over...
*While Watching TLC’s My Strange Addiction”
Katie: That’s a ton of toilet paper she’s eaten! And toilet paper isn’t cheap!
Rob: I KNOW! That’s why I wait to poop at work!
You guys, she probably couponed it! She has to have a stockpile somewhere. Didn’t you watch the last hour?
“Girl leaves drab farm, becomes a fag hag, meets gay lions and men that don’t try to molest her, and meets a witch, kills her. An unfortunately - by a surreal act of show fetishism - clicks her shoes together and is back to where she belongs. It has an unhappy ending.”
—John Waters on the plot of Wizard of Oz (via exbestfriend)
“I can’t believe you got that George W. Bush book. You must have needed paper to start the fireplace.”
—my aunt commenting on FB to her son about his Christmas gift
"Three brave and articulate women may have begun to raise the level of public, pop-culture conversation about abortion"
MTV got it right. Seriously, they nailed it. And by “nailed it,” I don’t mean they just did a great PSA for abortion. I mean they told the many-sided truth: that abortion is safe and common, that abortion has been made difficult to get, and, most importantly, that abortion is a complex decision made by complex human beings. (That thump you heard around 11:35 p.m. EST was the sound of 100 feminist media critics falling off our collective couches.)
The amazing Lynn Harris reviews last night’s “No Easy Decision”
“Earlier in the day, Portwood appeared before Madison County magistrate Steven Clase via a video feed from the jail for her initial hearing. During the hearing, Portwood told Clase her occupation was a “television personality” and he asked her to reveal her annual income. Her attorney, Kathleen Sweeney, responded, “I object.” “You what?” Clase asked Sweeney. Sweeney questioned the relevance of the question and Clase promptly overruled the objection, forcing Portwood to reveal that she makes $140,000 for a six-month contract with MTV. If she works the entire year, Portwood said, the 20-year-old makes $280,000 annually.”
—‘Teen Mom’ barred from seeing child’s father » Cops, courts and fires » The Herald Bulletin
“Earlier in the day, Portwood appeared before Madison County magistrate Steven Clase via a video feed from the jail for her initial hearing. During the hearing, Portwood told Clase her occupation was a “television personality” and he asked her to reveal her annual income. Her attorney, Kathleen Sweeney, responded, “I object.” “You what?” Clase asked Sweeney. Sweeney questioned the relevance of the question and Clase promptly overruled the objection, forcing Portwood to reveal that she makes $140,000 for a six-month contract with MTV. If she works the entire year, Portwood said, the 20-year-old makes $280,000 annually.”
—‘Teen Mom’ barred from seeing child’s father » Cops, courts and fires » The Herald Bulletin
Big River
The Secret Sisters
The Secret Sisters (w/Jack White)- Big River
hey, look….
I just discovered The Secret Sisters. Obsessed.
