March 2012
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“I hope Rick Santorum and Eric go to get married but Ariel shows up and then...”
– Kaylee’s really good at this, guys. (via librarianpirate)
The best.
“I’ll get us that oil from Canada that we deserve.”
– Mitt Romney, during his victory speech Tuesday night. WTF? (via politicalcanuck)
Welp, we’re apparently getting invaded.
(via jakke)
February 2012
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“Maine Democratic Reps. Chellie Pingree and Mike Michaud have begun the process...”
– Maine: Mike Michaud, Chellie Pingree Prepare Senate Campaigns | At the Races
Pingree’s district is considered easier for the Democrats to hold should she be the one to run for Snowe’s vacant seat.
“I think it’s funny, but the last thing you’ll ever see me do is jump up and...”
– George Clooney, on rumors that he’s gay
By George, Clooney’s Got Us | Current Issue | The Advocate
“Romney won Mackinac County by 1 vote. 667 votes to Santorum’s, wait for it, 666...”
– @chucktodd (via brooklynmutt)
“Bruce Fealk admitted that after voting for Santorum, who he believes “would take...”
– Democrat says he “felt a little dirty” voting for Santorum (The Washington Post)
Michigan Democrats be trollin' →
pantslessprogressive:
Related: Why Democrats may help Rick Santorum win Michigan
“I don’t think young people are leaving the church in record numbers just because...”
– Don’t Blame College for Young People Leaving the Church - Tim King | God’s Politics Blog | Sojourners
This Is the Best Final Paragraph of Any Fluff... →
imwithkanye:
Feb. 29, what a marvelous day… for some. Gawker found this wonderful article that goes from fluff to doom in 60 words flat:
For most people, February 29 is a quirky extra day to enjoy life but for at least one person it’s Doomsday. Arizona death row inmate Robert Henry Moormann, 63, is scheduled to be executed on Leap Day for beating, stabbing and strangling his adoptive mother...
“Rick, I’m sorry that hearing that JFK speech on religion makes you throw up, but...”
– JON STEWART, on Rick Santorum saying JFK’s historic speech on the separation of church and state makes him want to “throw up,” on The Daily Show (via inothernews)
Teaching is a dangerous profession
Or so says my father. Today’s headlines aren’t helping things.
Students Poison Teacher’s Coffee, Cupcake In Fifth Grade Class
Shooting at Chardon High School Kills One and Wounds 4 - NYTimes.com
The poor man is stressed out by my choices.
(He is very supportive but he worries. About everything.)
“I don’t think any parent in America who has a child would think it...”
– White House Press Secretary Jay Carney
White House responds to Rick Santorum ‘snob’ comment, declines to hit back - POLITICO.com
“I would pay good money to watch [Brad] Pitt analyze that movie scene by scene,...”
– Dana Stevens, on Pitt’s affection for “the mid-’60s Japanese horror cheapie The War of the Gargantuas” (via englishprof)
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“What else would explain the magnificence of Angelina Jolie, with her streaming...”
– Anthony Lane, The Oscars: Man or Muppet? (via kateoplis)
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“Not as closely as some of the most ardent fans. But I have some friends who are...”
– Mitt Romney, at the Daytona 500, asked whether he’s a fan of NASCAR. (via officialssay)
Please Mittens, keep saying these things.
“…you know who they almost never thank? You. The filmgoer. The person who watched...”
– Hank Stuever, reviewing the Oscar telecast. (via washingtonpoststyle)
(Meryl Streep just won an Oscar for Silkwood, Out...
“You’re only two years older than me darling. Where have you been all my life?”
– Eighty-two-year-old Oscar winner Christopher Plummer. (via washingtonpoststyle)
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“You’re a victim of comedy.”
– Tina Fey to Ryan Seacrest in a statement no doubt intended to have more layers than Ryan picked up on… (via biteofpythias)
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