“ ‘They’re just way too happy about everything,’ moaned Sixth College sophomore Jack Turner, clad in black clothing and white makeup, wearing what appeared to be a pair of girl’s jeans. ‘I’m sitting there in class updating my suicide blog and checking to see how many friends I have on Myspace, and a woman old enough to be my therapist comes up and says ‘hi’ to me. What the hell, who says ‘hi’ anymore?’
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Old People Going to College Still Annoying as &*#$, Survey Says (via reallykatie)
“…updating my suicide blog.” Omg, I’m so easily amused.
