Did you know
- Joe Biden jumps fences to stop bullies.
- Joe Biden jumps fences to stop purse snatchers.
- One time, The Onion parodied Joe Biden by saying he washes his Trans Am in the White House driveway while shirtless. Joe Biden’s only corrections to the “story”: it was a Corvette, not a Trans Am, and it was his house, not the White House. Apparently the shirtless thing was on point.
Bam, Biden’d.
Biden or GTFO.