Except not. Quit being my buzzkill, Joy! Royal weddings are fluff. It might be silly, I’ll give you that much, but nobody is hurt by royal wedding news.
Charlie Sheen is SAD gossip. Sad gossip with kids in the picture. Sad gossip that involves drugs, abuse, mental issues, and people (other than Charlie) losing their jobs. I can look past fluff. This is worse than that.