The Knicks have drafted a Kentucky big man whose nickname is Jorts. A player who was nothing more than a benchwarmer until this past season. A guy who, I repeat, wears Jorts, sells Jorts and went on a Jorts tour throughout the state when the season ended. I love it.
Jorts is also really nice in life. We banked at the same bank. Thus, we’re BFFs and I’m an expert on him.